Backtalk Village Spa by Me

 

Feeling cheeky? Have fun with OUR balls and not your own in our heated thermal pool

Is Kinja making you feel less than your best? Need a place to relax and unwind. Well, come to the backtalk village spa and let us make you feel your personal best. We are a European type spa and salon that not only allows you to immerse yourself in our hot springs but enjoy our body treatments and try our various mineral waters with many different types of healing properties. Please survey the grounds.

Gather around the Backtalk Geyser. It’s not the only long-winded thing in backtalk village though.

Why go to the mountains when you can go to our custom therapeutic wet jet jacuzzi with real cotton towels and Inscrutable pictures of what appears to be mossy cauliflower on the side of a mountain?

Feeling a little hoarse? Walk around our grounds and try our many healing waters that we offer for a low cost on our plush greens

We have indoor and outdoor thermal baths. Enjoy the warmth with your whole family.

For the adventurer!

Here is an example of a more private bath

Now our baths are like many European style hot springs where you begin in a hot pool to a warm pool to a cool pool and then you plunge into an extremely cold pool (for circulation) before running into the sauna before starting it all over again.

Bond with your pals!

See that round small pool in the back? Oh shit, you are going to freeze your ass off there.

Try to figure out where to look when talking about the gawkerverse in our saunas and steamrooms that have more eucalyptus than a gaggle of koalas.

And don’t forget the body treatments! They are good for you and cost extra.

Tired of bathing in water like a sucker. enjoy our therapeutic milk bath

Get in touch with your inner baked potato

Discover what this couple already knows. Backtalk village is a little piece of paradise. So please reserve now and prepare to feel better than you ever have in your life. No ferrets or otters please.