Backtalk's Master-At-Arms Assigns you your position in Backtalk Village by Me

 

As your Master-At-Arms who also holds a high cabinet position in procrastination, I am here to assign you your position. And yes, one of you will have to manage the slop bucket. (will update as positions are assigned)

Owl: Arbiter of cookie tastes, High priestess of snark

k2b: Secretary of DGAF and Lead Kitty Wrangler, lolcat interpreter

The Revanchinist: Poopsmith; 2nd Seated Trumpet Player in Backtalk’s Military Trumpet Corps.

Teapot: Minister of Mooching (updated), Head Organizer, Cheese dancer

Kastle: Leader of the disloyal opposition, Liquor Cabinet (minister)

Kenny: Lead Plotter, Commie

Garden Marvel: Chief Architect. High Priestess to the whole Goddess of Snark, Lucille Bluth

Dr. Sattler: Countess of Science and Keeper of the Holy Gimlet

Periwinkle: Head Cheesemonger; High Commander of Silly Walks and Games

Toastercheese, chocolate enthusiast: Official Attitude Adjuster (student division), Assistant Kitty Wrangler

Crunch_y: Tsar of Slopbuckets and Advanced Technologies, Parttime wine knight

Grandad: Director of the Backtalk Intelligence Agency, Spymaster, ante-Kastle specialist

Bad Yogi: Minister of Education and Specific Feelings about the Youths, Lead Tony Policy Developer, Curator and Enforcer

LeChategris: Official Librarian and Dust Settler

Pistachioraspberrysnark: Director for the Office of Engineers, Cats, Brunch and Snark. Professional Eye Roller

Scavengersdaughter: Your mom wrangler, Quizmaster, Sideeyer, Bunny tamer

Ziggy: Baroness of Pith, Lead Docent at the Gamecat New Wave Museum, Art Director of Cynicism

Gamecat: Founder of the Gamecat New Wave Museum

Pie: Overlord of Evil (well, maybe just sarcasm)

Greyhuahua: Dept of Mental health tsar, Kastle Lead Counselor, Dog Clothing Designer

C’est la Vie: Optimist, Cat Wrangler, Farmer of the Chocolate Meadows

Chrono: Minister of Pokemon and Other Small Collectables

Gerdie: Commander of the Backtalk Space Program

Athingwithfeathersandclaws: Minister of Avian Affairs, Mistress and Protectrix of Birds, Birds with Claws, Flying Animals and possibly a few amphibians

Ebola stil in Africa: Anarchist. Fuzzy Thing Collector

Woobie: Minister of Backtalk Olympic Team, Writer, Professional napper

Ghost in the machine: Substitute Evil Wizard

Corgi: Dreamweaver, Head Pie Spinner

Mccoys mistress: Attorney General, Occasional Dancer

Roo Sez Bish Pleeze: Royal Archivist. Editor of the Backtalk Newspaper, The Backtalkian: Owls the News that is Fit to Print.

Krabby Paddy: Backtalk’s Crazy Aunty Who Comes to Town Every Holiday with Backtalk’s Commemorative Fruitcake. Minister for Edible Aquatic Squiggly Things.

Please request! If not, you’ll get yours soon.